Birthday boy ✨

Me going to the job I prayed for.

Washing machines browsing twitter and seeing this:

Pessin can't have WiFi?

Thought Manny Fanny meant boyp*ssy

Not convinced by government / media assertions that the UK recession will be over soon because sex workers are not seeing a change yet

Me when I call myself trade

Happy birthday to the loml Eirnin ❤️

May 29 be your best year yet xxx

One thing about life - it's gonna find new ways to beat your ass

The girlies are entering their Nigerian Whatsapp Aunties era I see

This is why I'm interested in other therapy modalities e.g. somatic which is about connecting with what you are feeling in your body. I love talking therapy but some therapists will have you intellectualise without transformation for years because it's good for business!

Florida isn't a real place wtf is a dust devil

i once bought a big box and absentmindedly ate about 100 in an hour & then keeled over in glasgow city centre. people were shouting 'what has she taken??' at my then boyfriend & he had to show them the big empty tub

“People just born like THAT”
😭 😭 😭 my heart 🇯🇲💚

10 out of 10 for giving as little energy to a court ordered apology as possible. Inspirational. No notes.

I’ve decided Americans are golden retrievers and the British are black cats. 💀

Oh he was a fagg*t 😩