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Lucy so ein Weltstar und trotzdem so down to earth. 🥹 Sie hat einfach das Preisgeld vergessen, ihre ganze Freude einfach nur über den Sieg. 🥹 #ibes

Hi!

Dear men, if you want us to be soft, feminine and relaxed, stop putting us in situations where we have to be strong, loud and tough. Step into your masculine energy and a woman will fall into her feminine energy.

'I don’t wanna hurt my girlfriend so if we we keep it a secret, she won’t get hurt. If that’s okay for you, I won’t see a problem.' - A man.

First things first I'll eat your brains

HIRING!
Looking for someone to take care of me cause I'm not able to be an adult atm, full time only.

To my ex's new girlfriends, please do a better job cause some of them mfs still texting me, ty!

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boy math is wanting a girl and then not text back.

modern feminist math is to hate and disrespect men and still want them to pay their bills.

You can’t pick a father but you can pick a daddy.

The friendship with my best friend is a weird one. Like I’d give him my kidney but won’t bring him a glass of water.

My tolerance has limits when someone’s science knowledge means ‚I’ve seen it on YouTube'.

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Just grateful that I’ve never been drunk and go live on insta

We tried! Fiona Fuchs