The Reckless Pen (@ivortymchak )

The Reckless Pen

Bio Author, artist & performer. Sex & Death and Other Stories published by Armley Press & Life and How to Live It Colouring Book published by BAD PRESS INK out now.
Location Yorkshire
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Account created 30-04-2009 14:36:27
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Twitter Web App : I'm going to start identifying as Ukrainian and not British. It's too embarrassing being British.

Twitter Web App : You know when you read about the rise of the Nazis and you asked yourself, 'what would I have done?'
Well, it looks like you're going to get the chance to find out.

Twitter Web App : Presumably, we can all now break the 'rule of six' directive or any other law we might not like?

Twitter Web App : Chris Nickson Lol, that reminds me of the horrible fashion for interminable drum solos in the 1970s during live gigs. I hated them then and I hate them now.

Twitter Web App : When I watch nature programmes on TV I'm intrigued which make of binoculars the professionals use. It's almost always Swarovski or Leica with Swarovski the clear favourite.

Twitter Web App : Grouse shooting is so expensive only the toffs can afford to indulge in it so you can be damn sure it's going to get every exemption going.

Twitter Web App : The PM passing on an opportunity to shoot his big mouth off in the HoC is a worrying sign - he must be getting tired of the charade.

Twitter Web App : Aidan Cook I notice they're threatening to jail speeding car drivers for life if someone is killed. They should apply the same logic to dog owners if a child is harmed by a dangerous dog.

Twitter Web App : Dog owners: if you know your dog is nervous about bikes and you're walking on a recognised bike route, keep your dog on a fucking lead.

Twitter Web App : Imagine being a young child today. The future is bright but only because of the flames.