My attempt at the national anthem BEYONCÉ xx

When they started Old Street Station renovation, Dubai was just a desert that looked like Arrakis

She got one minute and eleven seconds in before questioning it hahaha

Had to BEG my mum to let me buy it cos of how ‘filthy’ the artwork was hahaha
Played this back to front til the wheels fell off. A stunning album that made me bilingual

I stopped bringing TikToks over here but I just love what this man is doing with these women’s makeovers. The look on their faces when he reveals them at the end. MY HEART EXPLODES EVERY TIME! The love he has for Black Women shows and I will watch/support every single video 🥹❤️

I was in a gay bar in New York on Sunday when this got played, and when I tell you I ASCENDED

Perpetual anticipation

HAG HIVE HAHAHA
Well colour me geriatric cos B’Day will forever be my fave Bey album

Mercedes: I’m dark skinned
Britney: Light Skinned
Rachel: Beige
Kurt: Fluorescent Beige

Mr. Schue: B*tch I’m BLACK

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

The final boss of 🚬 hags.
Who’s doing it like her??

When is she getting her own prime time show pls I’m so serious

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

I cannot get this chorus out of my head and I fear my brain is rotting