Jack always has his tits out for the dinner party. What do you think of his cleavage display? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Jack always has his tits out for the dinner party. What do you think of his cleavage display? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Where’s Trevor? Has he moved back to Anson’s Corner? #Neighbours

I always thought Karl Kennedy was full of…*hot air*. #Neighbours

I remember that Kim Chang, who was Franky Doyle’s much finger-banged ladyboy, rocked up in #Erinsborough a few years ago. #Wentworth #Neighbours

I bet Wendy Rodwell secretly thinks Karl Kennedy is a DILF. #Neighbours

Well, what d’ya know. Naughty Nurse Radcliffe escaped from #Wentworth only to rock up in the latest season of #MAFSAU . #MAFSAustralia

I see #Wentworth in Chelsea’s future. #Neighbours

“He’s not going to suck your dick at the end of the night, is he?” Clearly, Lauren has never heard of bro-jobs. #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Wishing you #Wentworth fanny bandits a week of vaginal cleanliness.

Honestly, Toadie would drive me to contemplate a life of fanny banditry. #Neighbours

Disgraceful behaviour! #Neighbours

Well, Melanie Pearson always was a slapper, to borrow an English phrase. #Neighbours

Would you #Wentworth fanny bandits like to sniff the panties I wore yesterday?

Last chance to vote in my little #Wentworth -themed poll.

I’ve realised that online polls are very unreliable. #Wentworth

Not a fan of the way this is going so far. #Wentworth

Would you #Wentworth fanny bandits like to sniff the panties I wore yesterday?

One doesn’t have to be a cheap slut to live on #RamsayStreet , but it helps. #Neighbours

Which #RamsayStreet spunk do you cheap sluts get moist over? #Neighbours