Anyone else notice that gushers don’t gush like they used to?

Put toys back in cereal boxes 😤

Get this baby outta meeeeeee

Remember those hoodies that had them built in headphones lmao

Me everytime I see someone buying cheerios at the grocery store: 😬

ok idc about Super Bowl but that usher halftime show was amazing lol

when people ask drizzy if he’s hard or soft in the video

I love blinding people with my brights when they think I have mine on

The damn Moe’s worker was tweaking so hard he didn’t even roll my damn burrito up 😭

I do have to say, trying to shave your co*chie when you can’t even see it, is quite the mf task

I am so mf pale rn holy cow

I miss my Billiam schmilliam so much :(((

I.. need to be hot again

I do not trust any person that kisses their family members on the lips…

Idk what comfortable is anymore lmao

Are you ready to jingle your bells?

I don’t know what comfortable sleep is anymore 😪

I get so sad when my man goes to work lol

is it fucking Girl Scout cookie season yet or what?!!!

someone come get this kid off my bladder, please and thank you