Any chance of getting Papalia to commentate a Victorian game? He does a bloody good job #AFLEaglesDons

The South Africans invoking the spirit of their cricket team… #LIVGolf

Hearing a song by Gary Glitter being played at this tournament is somewhat fitting #LIVGolf

Is there any way you can mute Matthew Hayden’s commentary #INDvsPAK

Bloody hell dees are getting an absolute bath from the umpires tonight #AFLDeesBlues

Essendon’s disposal by foot has been nothing short of fucking atrocious in the second half #AFLDonsEagles

Is it too much to ask to just win one close game against the swans #AFLDonsSwans

Why do media organisations think people care about every single thing Andrew Forrest does or says? Why is his divorce news?

Good to see that grub John Howard as far away from here as possible #Ashes

Well, that’ll put at least a bit of a stop to KP’s crowing… #TheAshes

Hawks not so good when the opposition’s strategy is better than “bomb it down Sicily’s throat 147 times” #AFLPowerHawks

Did anyone else hear that fart on the commentary just then?? #AFLCatsCrows

So why on earth was Kennedy the sub? Looked good from the moment he came on #AFLBluesLions

Freo making skill errors you’d expect from the Kangaroos, not from a team that made finals last year #AFLLionsFreo

The only way they could have made this interesting is if the loser had to relocate to Tasmania #AFLSunsNorth

#freekickcarlton #AFLBluesSaints

I feel like it should have been “a Merlot with van Berlo” instead of with Modra. Real missed opportunity there. #AFLLionsNorth

Cameron Green is batting. Drink every time the commentators say “long levers”. #AUSvSA

Can the Vikings be trusted as long as Cousins is their quarterback? #ArmchairExperts

So Ash Johnson gets a free kick for… running into an opposition player? #aflbluespies