Can Trump just concede Michigan to Biden so we don’t have to have a war in the Middle East?

Boston College: plays a hockey game

Jarvis:

Mairav Zonszein is the Taylor Lorenz of the Middle East.

Denver up 2-0. The Boston goalie just isn’t the same without his pills.

Canada has hope. Still tho, fuck the Jets.

Denver up 1-0. The Boston College goalie seemed distracted. I heard he’s a good guy but struggles with concentration.

A lot of colleges brag about their graduates’ employment prospects. Boston College brags about what percentage of their graduates still have most of their toes.

Boston College: Now Virtually Asbestos Free!

Jesuits do not get into heaven.

I don’t know why Jarvis is attacking Boston College

I’m tired of people bashing Boston College almost all of their tenured professors can read.

They don’t even have an admissions office at Boston College. Hobos just sort of wander in to get warm and they give them a diploma and some Narcan.

Can you name one professor at Boston College. In any field. Ever? No. No you cannot.

One time I was taking my girlfriend back to her dorm room in Boston (not at Boston College, down the road in Cambridge ;-) ) and I drove by BC and all the students were trying to sell us meth?

I’d like to congratulate my slow-learning uncle who just got out of jail for getting a full ride scholarship to Boston College.

Turn Boston College into a prison.

Society has outgrown the need for “Boston College.”