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we stan an undiagnosed adhd queen

Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning

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I don’t eat cute🤣 I be fucking that shit up idc

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ipa guys are like “try this beer, tastes terrible right? isn’t that awesome?”

Idc how fit you are this mf will humble you quick

KOOOOOOOOOOO

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

Don’t ruin today thinking bout yesterday

If we get this 4th stimulus I’m ordering Five Guys off of DoorDash

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

My problem is that if I work out for one day I expect to see results the next day. As I should ! The Fuk!

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking