Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton )

Jason Howerton

Bio A dad first, Texas ‘till I die.
Location Dallas, TX
Tweets 17,3K
Followers 95,7K
Following 3,2K
Account created 05-06-2010 05:36:24
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Twitter Web App : One of my favorite things to do is get a salad with chick-fil-a nuggets, douse it in avocado ranch, and convince myself it's healthy

Twitter Web App : The current American culture values public attention + victimhood almost more than anything at this point.

And I'm not talking about the "left." I'm talking about everybody.

I don't get it at all.

Twitter Web App : literally been trying to get the gym for the last two hours but work keeps getting in the way so ive literally been doing sets of 10 thrusters with my son every couple minutes or so in between tasks

No excuses bitches

Twitter Web App : Biden campaign official is asked whether Joe Biden has used a teleprompter during local TV interviews.

Just watch how he responds...

Its telling, really.

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Twitter Web App : Biden is swerving into oncoming traffic sideways here just trying to stay on point. This is why he doesn't do hard interviews. twitter.com/thejcoop/statu…

Twitter Web App : lmao man, major case of viral amnesia broke out at the DOJ! They all forgot their passwords twitter.com/seanmdav/statu…

Twitter Web App : Oh! Totally normal stuff here.

More "accidentally" wiped devices! Probably the same guys who tried to clean Hillary Clinton's phones with a hammer twitter.com/seanmdav/statu…

Twitter Web App : President Donald J. Trump battles ABCs jonkarl over the Woodward tapes:

“Why did you lie to the American people & why should we trust what you have to say now?

Trumps response:

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Twitter Web App : Hey media reporters,

Stop working so hard to get invited to the fancy parties and investigate these fucking people.