pov: yoruba mechanics when your bill is crazy

Keep the assignment guy on the leash with cleavage and hugs. Dude thirsts for her waters all year long. Meanwhile, a retarded Yahoo Boy is looting the goodies everyday 😭😭😭

Never be the assignment guy.

Nigerians have such one-dimensional view of problems. 80% of students who wrote jamb failed and you’re blaming social media and smartphones. Not the fact that your government budget for education is a joke, not poverty, not the utme system, just straight to smartphones.

Make I chop beans for house still chop beans when I see awoof? Maybe you’re not ambitious lmao!

I think the female body is just sexualised a lot more than males in any setting. Some men also wear some questionable singlets or shorts to the gym and no one bats an eye.
Bottom line is just mind your business, do your session and leave!

“I haven’t shaved”

Okotorigba.

Not enough people like having uncomfortable conversations/debates. And I hate it.

Bruh, it's not looking good for Nigeria in front oo. The numbers aren't looking good at all. It's getting worse by the day. And these ones in power aren't interested in anything like governance. They've come to take their own share of whatever that's left.

Man, I can’t even imagine how the landscape of this country would look in a decade’s time

this shit gonna get real fucking ugly man.

there’s total decay at every levels. Fuck

man, just get out of here when you can.

this is a zoo,

and anarchy really looms.

there’s no fucking natural resource we don’t have, yet we’re being outperformed on every metric by nations that don’t even have a a 1/10th of what we do.

man, this is just so disgusting.

fucking embarrassment of a country.

They don't have any answer. Shameless traitors of their country. They are probably in little clusters of filth and slime, having schizophrenic conversations with eachother. Mad people.

You stop fucking with a bitch and she
bash yo zodiac sign for a year straight.
Girl leave me alone

Study Davido well and you know he’s the type of nigga that loves everyone and carries an inner child. Not street enough but likes to relate with the street. Shows everyone love and expects the same. The world doesn’t work like that.

I hope Umahi isn’t feeling like “one of the boys”, cause when e go clear for him eye, e go too mad.

twice spice

Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?

Fuck this country Nigeria

Fuck Nepa aedcelectricity

Fuck the APC APC Nigeria

Fuck the minister of power Bayo Adelabu

Fuck you that voted for this govt.

God punish you all❤️