It’s time for me to admit that for the longest time I thought Jacquees was part of MIGOS😭

I went to the dentist today and got quoted £850 for a root canal & at that moment I had to ask myself if having teeth was worth it.

“I was just resting my eyes”

- a man that was in the deepest sleep

When the real housewives of Atlanta was filmed like The office 😭

The runners in Honey and Jay’s marathon segment tomorrow are the luckiest people ever like imagine accidentally ending up on EastEnders lmao

You’re gonna end up being whatever character someone needs in their story anyways. Whatever villain or hero that fits the narrative of their worldview. So you really can’t concern yourself with what they think of you. Better to put that energy towards fully living your life.

BREAKING: Two local Walford girls have been declared fit for work by Rishi Sunak twenty minutes after falling from a roof

imagine being at your lowest point in life and then getting drop kіcked in the chest so you can be saved😭

U lot were not outside at all

iPhone found on a Piccadilly line train at Kings Cross Saint Pancras station last night (around 4am this morning!) Phone was dead so it’s currently charging. Please retweet so I can return to owner

This the sandwich scooby doo and shaggy was eating after the munchies

nah Chris Brown really told Quavo he should've died instead of Takeoff, and revealed he was fuckin Saweetie while he was with her, this the most disrespectful diss track this year 😭😭😭

Oil money is different... Only in Dubai

Yall think that shark would’ve helped yall get back to shore??????

hot people have a deep history with this album

I’d pick up a handful of these and shake them in my hands like skittles before eating 4 at a time

“We run things things don’t run we” always used to kill me. Like ah yuh dat miley!

Green610 Couldn't ask me for a bitch ass thing lol

Telling a man who hasn’t called you In a week that he hasn’t called you in a week is supposed to do what?

Like do yall even think about this? He knows!

M 🇯🇲 Jezzy n crb in 2024 ??? Time to grow up this is not college