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(THREAD) It’s important that everyone RETWEET this thread. As some of you know, Elon Musk has been on a deranged tear trying to destroy one of the most reliable news sources in the world, REUTERS. The recent reports in this thread are the ones Musk doesn’t want *anyone* to share.

Holy sh*t. Spread this like wildfire so the media cannot ignore.

Just saying!

Elon's got me shadowbanned six ways to Sunday so you'll hafta retweet me a lot harder than usual today. The safe word is 'Orange Turd'

(THREAD) This is a brief thread from a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer on what everyone—literally everyone—is missing about the 34 felonies Donald Trump committed to win the 2016 presidential election. This will change how you understand the 2016 election cycle.

Please RETWEET.

👇🏾Just a little friendly advice👇🏾

Eric Swalwell #MoscowMarjorie

Free Gaza from Hamas.
Free Israel from Netanyahu.
Free Ukraine from Russia.
Free America from Trump.

Pass it on.

I didn't think it was possible to hear anything funnier than Sleepy Don sleeping in court...until today.

Apparently, he is also farting up a STORM in there, and his own lawyers can barely stand it.

It would be a shame if #DonFartleone trended.

I’ll explain.

Dear Barron,

Your father will not attend your graduation.

Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York.

Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you.

Not because he’s been denied leave by

Holy shit #SleepyDon is trending number 5!!!

Let's make sure when he wakes up from his little nap, #SleepyDon is trending NUMBER ONE! 💪💪

We just had the solar eclipse here in Australia. There’s no one left. For the love of god save yourselves.

Smile! Your mom had a choice.

Trump Campaign Ad

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

Well it looks like Jonathan M. Katz has caught Senator Katie Boyd Britt in a pretty significant lie.

This is who we need leading the country for the next four years. Congrats to President Biden on a powerful State of the Union address last night.

We see where this is going Mike. Embryos are now children in Alabama? You and your party do what you will, but we’re going to fight you every step of the way.

How many times must the trump man lose
Before we call him a loser??
How many cases can the trump man lose before he’s completely broke?
How many losers will send him cash before they know he’s a loser?
The answer my friends is in your IQ.
It’s in your IQ. 🎵🎵🎵