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It’s 20 degrees colder today than it was yesterday. Don’t tell me we don’t deal with dangerous, extreme, and unpredictable #weather conditions in #Phoenix ! 85 to 65???? I almost walked out the house this morning WITHOUT a light zipped hoodie!

I’ve dropped watching other people doing shit sooooooooo far off my radar, I forgot the #FinalFour was this weekend AND…I forgot it is happening in my city! 😂🤣🥲

No hate to those who sit and watch other people do shit. I’m just in the “don’t sit, do” phase of my existence!

Azella and I are ready for our next adventure. Sunday afternoon, we are headed to Dallas to experience the #eclipse .

I am bringing an absurd amount of gear and Azella is going to be strapped with a Canon M50 and filming her first documentary video about her experience and

I think they should all be president at the same time. At this point...

Clearly, whoever coded the Matrix got lazy or lost control of his drug habit when he was coding 2016 - 2024. I hope they had a good performance management process and he was exited. I hope 2025 and beyond

What poor customer engagement and experience looks like. This time courtesy of Dave & Buster's…

What? He's only been in the Senate for 40 years. He just figured out where the cafeteria is...

McConnell to Step Down as Leader at the End of the Year nytimes.com/2024/02/28/us/…

I just spend four hours with 1-3 graders on a field trip! I dropped off the kids I was hauling and was running an errand on my way home. Saw a brand new Noodles & Company at 20th Street and Camelback and I love their food! I decided to treat myself to lunch (which I never do!) They

I joke about being the godfather of free range parenting because I never know where any of my kids are. Well, last night I reflected on a moment where my oldest daughter is living her best life in NYC, my son was spending his last day in Japan, and my nine-year-old was at the

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The dumbing down of America. “I’m suing McDonald’s. They should tell customers that their Peanut Butter Crunch McFlurry has peanuts…” I’m starting to believe it’s not a lack of education. It’s the acceptance of ignorance and blaming everyone else for it.

The last time I hung out with Usher Raymond IV was at the The White House for Michelle Obama’s last speech as #FirstLady . #Usher and I sat next to each other and had the giggles and made fun of people. We got two “Will you two stop fucking around” mother looks from Michelle before she went up

80° in Phoenix so lots of vehicle windows rolled down. Having fun identifying MAGA folks by the look on their face as I roll by blasting Taylor Swift. 😂😆 #TaylorSwift

I don’t want to lose hope that someday we can get back to some form of “normal.” Can we make next month

I wish just one time at the end of the game, a player would say, “I want to thank God for giving all of us the ability to play this game we love but we owe this win to science. Science that informs how we train and help us develop our nutrition strategy. Science that helps us

I swear to god AARP, you send another one of these welcome letters, I’m going to pull out my phone book, find your local office address, located the address on my foldable map, drive my golf cart to your offices, use my tennis ball walker to make it up the ADA ramp, and slap one

Came here to make sure #WideRight and #ScottNorwood were trending on Twitter. Check! Some of us are still alive!

I mean how many scenarios you think Elon Musk can program into the simulation for one team’s tragic losses before they start repeating themselves? The man needs time

Just saw the Apple Vision Pro Pre-Order email. I am curious as to how many people are buying one. Who is preordering one today?

A week after #Halloween ….

Despite what my kids claim, I did NOT move nor did NOT place a giant scary skeleton on my walkway, as a warning to everyone to stay away. This is my neighbor’s home and I’m soooooooo jealous I didn’t think of this first!

Dear Internet, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I had this perfect meme sitting in my photos for the past three years. I am releasing it now. Enjoy…