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The title of this ⁦Jeff Tiedrich [retired account — see bio]⁩ piece does not prepare you for the gut punch it delivers. The tale of a 16yo Bronx boy who spent 3 years in Rikers after being accused of stealing a backpack says everything you need to know today. open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedri…

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don't punch Nazis
don't throw drinks at trolls
don't print that the president lies
don't be rude to the president's daughter
don't complain migrant children are being ripped from their mothers' arms and put in for-profit concentration camps run by Trump administration cronies

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Hey Donald J. Trump,
I hear that in your Kidz Koncentration Kamp™ there's a mural of your bloated shitpig face with an 'inspirational' quote from one of your books. Why didn't you just have it say Arbeit Macht Frei, you fucking disgusting Nazi

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my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus crammed a bunch of migrant children into cages and then jetted of for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

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no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters and wife beaters would also be the party of evil shitfuck bastards who cite the Bible in order to justify tossing children in concentration camps. I hope Hell is real because you assholes deserve to burn forever

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Trump could have a 45 minute meeting with a tumor in a petri dish and then declare that cancer is now cured and the media would hail it as historic and my mentions would be overrun with MAGA morons crowing that Obama never had a meeting with a tumor

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no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters and wife beaters would also be the party of evil shitfuck bastards who think it's awesome to stick children in concentration camps

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so while we were all hyperventilating becase the Email Lady Foundation was helping needy children pay for AIDS drugs, Babyhands McGrifter was using the Trump Foundation as his personal cash machine. take a bow, America, job well done keeping your eye on the ball

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Dear Deplorable,
I could patiently explain why putting migrant children in concentration camps is a punishment that doesn't begin to fit the so-called crime but your mind is already made up and you've stopped listening, so how about I just tell you to go fuck yourself and move on

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Hey Donald J. Trump,
I hear that in your Kidz Koncentration Kamp™ there's a mural of your bloated shitpig face with an 'inspirational' quote from one of your books. Why didn't you just have it say Arbeit Macht Frei, you fucking disgusting Nazi

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it's all fun and games until the skeevy mob lawyer who serves as your bag man for Russian mobsters who need money laundered and porn actresses who need to be shut the fuck up dismisses his own lawyers and cooperates with federal prosecutors. hashtag sad

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not even once in my life have I ever had faith in anything as much as the Deplorables have faith that an ignorant, undisciplined, easily-goaded Russian-mob-money-laundering failed game show host and con artist with fucked-up hair who bankrupted five casinos will give them a pony

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Trump, today: 'sleep well tonight'
Trump, three months from now: 'nobody knew that North Korea could be so complicated'
Trump, six months from now: 'look, a squirrel!'

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Imagine if Obama had ever claimed that 'Kim Jong-un loves his people.' It would have been months-long scandal. Fox News would have whipped their viewers into a frenzy. Hannity would have shit a torque wrench. Congressional Republicans would have spontaneously combusted.

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it's 5:41 in the morning and our very dignified and not at all buffoonish president of the united states is trading insults with a movie star, just as our founding fathers intended

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it's adorable how desperate the Deplorables are to believe that their gullible ignorant shitpig president isn't a gullible ignorant shitpig. did I say adorable? I meant terrifying

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