. LILJON shouts “OK!” so hard it makes me wonder if he’ll ever let us know if he’s not ok #mentalhealth #wellness

I’m a dog person FYI.

One simple thing you can do to help bees in winter months as they mate less is just have sex with a couple bees

Stay tuned for more retirement cents from me and @robinhoodapp 😊

I don’t know how else to describe this… but my Uber smells 100% like a hospital made of marzipan

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

Sorry Ron… you win some, you Newsom

Do I need to be SMARTER or DUMBER to follow the new season of Loki? (I went with HIGHER)

SHOW ALERT! My band Moondrunk opens for our Freestyle+ crew this Tuesday Nov 21st for a improv musical explosion! Tickets goin' fast, New York: rb.gy/ld6eoe

It's Ghost Boo season. Happy Halloween y'all!
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My mom grew up in the Lewiston area. I spent every Thanksgiving there growing up. My heart goes out to the entire community. And it shouldn’t have to come to your doorstep to care - sensible gun laws NOW.

Be an artist who truly respects fellow artists. If you think you've accomplished more than them, you know how hard you worked to get there - encourage them! If you think they've accomplished more than you, they're not competition - learn from them!

TONIGHT ONLY! Buy One Get One Free tix for live Freestyle+ improv hip hop in NYC! See this amazing cast at 7pm & enter the code FSPBOGO at checkout to bring a friend for FREE! midnighttheatre.com/new-york-manha…

In the end, our lives will not be measured by how much money we made. They will be measured by how many cats and dogs we talked to in a wittle ittle baby voice.

Just learned the legend Scottie Pippen and I share an uncommon middle name. No googling - who knows what it is?

Just (thought I) came up with the drag name 'Ellen Degenerate.' She exists. There are only 7 stories.

NPR just described Pokemon as 'pocket monsters'. Hope your Monday is as sexy as mine.

#SineadOConnor and #PaulReubens differed in genre, but to many of us kids of the 80s & 90s they embodied creative fearlessness. They were grief and joy on raw display, giving their art to world that was not always kind to them. I'm crushed to lose them, and grateful we knew them.

Reporter: Why don't you guys perform in the Middle East more?

Flock of Seagulls: Because Iran... Iran so far away.

(I'll show myself out)

5 years after MLK's assassination, Donald Trump and his father were sued for refusing to rent their apartments to black people.

Delete your account, Brigitte Gabriel