substitute teacher losing control of the class

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl bit.ly/3TT0UOC

Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers bit.ly/3QMlCOR

If the kerning between the J and the A isn’t distracting you, I’m jealous

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

imagine having 44 billion dollars and not spending it on dogs i simply cannot

😐 how do I leave

#MyTwitterAnniversary

And we talked about all y’all.

The band got back together. One night only. Y'all aren't ready for the reunion tour.

the replies here made me remember that salon that used to be across from the Horseshoe called CUT UPS but the Us were squared, so they looked like LI

I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..

Watched #OzarkSeason4 this weekend with the dogs- their reminder that it’s dinner time

I couldn't figure out where the comma(s) in 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen' should go, so I hit myself in the face.

Come with me, and you’ll see, a world of OSHA violations..

Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?

'I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a TV show.'
The single frame:

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

My neighbors prefer the apple flavored? Maybe hold off on this for now Tractor Supply