My contribution to the ever-growing list of people who got blank cards with their signed CD orders 🤡 Tay (UMG) Merch Problems Taylor Nation #TSTTPD

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Tweeting this out now so if it does happen I can come back and say I predicted it Taylor Nation #TSTTPD #TSTTPD Timetable #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

ONE CD IS ACTUALLY ON THE MAP WITH A DELIVERY DATE #TaylorSwift #taylornation #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT #TSTTPD

me and jenna big brain

Taco Bell I am on my hands and knees BEGGING you to bring back the cheesy chicken crispanada I only got to have it once and it changed my entire life

jenna called the cops on me 5 years ago

I’LL SEE YOU IN THE PIT ON MY BIRTHDAY IN SALT LAKE #ClancyWorldTour

i see the mentally ill are up bright and early on my tl

They’re going to be in Salt Lake for the 2nd stop of tour ON MY BIRTHDAY

I will NEVER shut up about this

LET’S GOOOOOOOO

my show 😭

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

I hope the craving (Jenna’s version) is about a little sweet treat

I’m claiming 7 for obvious reasons

I cannot believe I got to see that yellow outfit with my own eyes

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.