lol who did this

Twelve year old: “just spoke with the other two kids on my school project team. They’ve done nothing! It’s so frustrating, being the only one on the team, that cares about the project getting done. I bet that never happens when you’re adults!”

Wife and I:

All these experiments in utopian living invariably end up spontaneously regenerating the lessons of Hobbes and refuting those of Rousseau

As a Terry Pratchett fan, the only possible answer to this is a puzzled, “surely Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle?”

Level 1: Relaxed Goose
Level 2: Slightly Miffed Goose
Level 3: Quite Cross Goose
Level 4: Livid Goose
Level 5: Violent Goose

Whether you agree with them or not, it doesn't matter: women are settling down in marriage later in life or never at all because they're convinced they will be treated poorly by their husbands, living a life of quiet desperate servitude for a payout that never comes

“Never attribute to malice, what can be explained by incompetence” goes 10x for interpersonal skills. Life is a lot less fraught when you realize that the person who just said the terrible thing probably isn’t your enemy, they’re just really bad at communicating.

This #dog wasn't shot in a gravel pit....

A #Roman burial of a dog. The beloved animal was buried with a vessel, its head was bedded on a piece of leather.

A life without #dog s is possible but pointless.

From Cologne, 1st AD.

Photo: Römisch-Germanisches Museum Köln

When I went to Ottawa during the convoy, I tried to convey that most of the people there were harmless. Well-meaning. Maybe wrong, but not bad. And that within those people, there was a harder, nastier, dangerous element.

EXACT SAME THING with protests today.

My son is moving into his first apartment. I asked what household essentials he needed for his new home and his first answer was “a lasagna pan” so he’s definitely mine.

All those years of elite US colleges trying to figure out how to get fewer Jews to attend and I think they may have cracked the code.

Now that there are tampons in every workplace bathroom in Canada, can we talk about nail files?

You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects

Spring is upon us, so here are anthropomorphic dogs enjoying outdoor activities from the regions of Canada (east to west & back again).

7. Southern Ontario
You can find some of the best golf courses in Canada in the southern part of the province. Spring means hitting the course

Fellas, is it communist to use pricing to address negative externalities?

KAREN IS MAKING A COMEBACK!

After zero babies were named after yours truly in 2022, FOUR babies in Alberta were named Karen last year.

Take that, meme!

#yeg