I would be like crazy surprised if it was called that

nothing compares to how when you yell at Stuart for sliding down the bannister, that’s originally from mad tv

Historic always thought this was smart as a kid.

he's talented but Anti-semitism is NEVER ok. Will be interesting to see whether Spotify removes this clown once and for all

Comedian OWNS delicious heckler

We at Boeing apologize for the door accident. Let us reassure you with a rational explanation: Basically it went all weird, due to nails being a bad size or maybe shape. It went wonky or something. Because the metal bits were wrong and/ or small or possibly the wrong type/ kind.

Hey Terjies 👋 Sad news y’all… I will be deactivating the Terje Rød-Larsen fan page in light of his association with Jeffrey Epstein. Im gutted. Here’s a list of other 76-year-old Norwegian ex-diplomats to follow. Tomorrow’s fan cam will be the last.

this one made me laugh, but I’m going to have to wait for 10 more people to tweet this joke throughout the day before I can confirm it’s funny. One straggler will get to it tomorrow, and that’s probly the one I’ll hit like on

Aha cool. Anyway.. This was such a great party man

Israel has the most moral military in the world 🇮🇱No other country dedicates this much time to announcing they are trying to avoid killing children 🙏

“We are Jewish writers, artists, and activists who wish to disavow the widespread narrative that any criticism of Israel is inherently antisemitic.” New: an open letter.
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Reminder: Farquad campaigned on solving the kingdom’s housing shortages. he’s such a fucking joke.

I was slapped by Will Smith after making a joke about his wife at the 2022 Oscars where I presented the award for Best Documentary.

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Interesting. What would it be?

I'm seeing people not take A.I. joke-writing seriously. Is it perfect? No. But it's getting good. And it scares the shit out of me.Without further ado, here is a very solid joke I crafted using Artificial Intelligence.

Q: Did a man ask if You wife is plurt?

A: She say 'Yes. '

MY TWEET: I’m gonna do a double feature tomorrow and see Margeandhomer

AUNT SELMA IN THE REPLIES (tagging Groundskeeper Willy, knowing he’ll definitely get the reference bc he lives in the same town as the Simpson family): lmaoooo feel like u’d appreciate this

Yayy Sephora finally has stuff for guys like me

That feels, or tastes good depending on where I am right now.