JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger )

JeremyNewberger

Bio Political Satirist. Joke writer. Filmmaker. Chronic shirt tucker. DM for inquiries.
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Account created 02-12-2008 17:59:34
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Twitter Web App : Same with this prize, Charles Spies. 154,000 people voted. These partisan jackwads are trying to overturn an election.

Twitter Web App : And so goes Michigan. To put this in terms the Trump Legal team can understand, WOMP WOMP. twitter.com/KlasfeldReport…

Twitter Web App : So Emily Murphy Murphy, the Scrivener would prefer not to speak to Congress.

Cowardly offers just her staffers.

And not for another week.

Time for Emily to be subpoenaed by the House. Enough of some administrative nobody delaying a transition when American lives are at stake.

Twitter Web App : When Black people wait in line for 12 hours to vote, after every effort has been made to disenfranchise them, prevent them, and discourage them from voting, then naturally you need to count and recount their votes at least 3-4 times.

Twitter Web App : Even Donald Sutherland's character in JFK would get up from the park bench and tell Sidney Powell she is crazier than a shithouse loon.

Twitter Web App : And then it comes down to some administrator in the GSA. She either ascertains or doesnt. Depends on her loyalty to one of the candidates. Dont fucking look at me, kid, I didnt make this shitty law.

Twitter Web App : Even Donald Sutherland's character in JFK would get up from the park bench and tell Sidney Powell she is crazier than a shithouse loon.

Twitter Web App : OK, here's how it's gonna be. Listen up. I'm taking charge. Tomorrow Michigan and Pennsylvania certify the election results. Emily Murphy gets off her ass and ascertains. Biden gets read in on COVID transition stuff. Tuesday he picks a cabinet. And thats that. Get it? Got it? Good.

Twitter Web App : None of you libtards are gonna trample on our freedom to play shuffleboard right now. Wow Ma, that disk went flying!