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Mr. Newberger

@jeremynewberger

Political Satirist, Emmy nominated doc filmmaker, TV Director. Former Blue Check. jnewberger on Threads.

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Trump may not be attending oral arguments in the Supreme Court tomorrow, but that’s not to say he won’t be busy arguing about oral in his own court tomorrow.

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Hilarious that the story of Passover is how the Jews didn't have time to make bread as they were fleeing Egypt so we symbolically eat unleavened Matzah, yet many of the Kosher for Passover cakes that Manischewitz sells require 58 minutes in the oven.

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Guy on CNN suggested ankle bracelet home arrest as solution to gag order violation, preventing Trump from leaving home to go campaign. 100% love. He wants to play power games he can do so from the very warm confinement of his ketchup palace, watching Biden fly around campaigning.

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Takes some serious f'ing chutzpah for you to support a guy who cheated on his wife, slept with a porn star, paid her to lie about it with campaign funds, and intefered with an election, to then go tell us not to cheat, watch porn, lie, while you decry election inteference.

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All these encampments with the tents, and the singing, and dancing, and young people expressing themselves, I feel like if us Jews did this, Hamas would kill, torture, rape, and kidnap us. Oh that's right. They did do that. And ironically, are being praised at these encampments.

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There has to be some correlation between all the day naps Trump has been taking and Congress passing legislation to fund our allies.

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20M people tried to get to the courthouse to cheer Trump on today, but were thwarted by a Soros run Deep State Pizza Rat, a batalion of drag queens with oversized storybooks, a huge inflatable windmill, and the cast of Hamilton. The Left will do anything to make Trump look bad.

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Roseanne was a genius comedian and created a 5 star sitcom. It was an awesome mix of comedy and drama and she was solid as it's flawed loveable center. Roseanne now, is just scary and off meds. I keep waiting for her to snap back and say it was all just a character. I'll cheer.

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Trump keeps complaining how cold it is in court. Think how the jury must feel. They are cold and also under the threat of his incitement of the MAGA psychos.

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David McCormick, the guy running for U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania, who Trump just endorsed, is a huge investor in Rumble, the platform that is Disney World for antisemitic hate speech. So allow me to send a big Passover Fuck You to Trump and McCormick.

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Despite my kids school losing, Tyler Castrataro is my nephew, so I gotta root for the Ty-Man. Big up. Clutch as always. Homerun king. Way to go Tyler!

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To show solidarity with poor freezing Donald Trump I'm going to turn the thermostat in my home down from 68 to 67. True patriots will do this too.

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