Long overdue: 10,000 subtle variations of laughter emojis. I have never cried laughing. Ever.

Ever.

Hey Contigo … I absolutely love your mugs, but why are the caps so fragile? This is the third one I’ve had in five years, and you can’t seem to buy replacement lids. Definitely a weak link in the chain.

In case you missed the absolute clown show that was the House of Representatives talking about Hunter Biden today, I summed up all you need to know—this was Washington at its worst. ⤵️

Chris Christie's campaign-suspending speech was remarkable. It’s one of the best political speeches I’ve heard in a very long time.

Do yourself a favor and watch it from beginning to end. Via
Jeff Storobinsky

Ummmm…
PWHL

The Sting is a '73 film, set in '36, featuring music from 1902. The lead actors were 48 and 37.

This is like a new film set in 1986, that for some reason has an early-50s soundtrack.

(e.g. picture Pedro Pascal and Robert Pattinson in Cosby sweaters, accompanied by Bing Crosby.)

🤦‍♂️ Andrew King

Yeah, no big whoop. Just increasing your subscription price by 45%. The balls…

On the plus side, she does appear to concede the earth is round.

Your first pro goal calls for a pro celly 🏒

Will die on this hill forever.

Yeah, let's ditch that longstanding, quirky, Canadian radio thing that takes... 10 seconds out of everyone's afternoon.

I am a huge believer in youth doing whatever is appropriate for their age, at their time… but I’m really going to have to draw the line at the flippant misuse of “POV“ in videos.

We have recalled Kyle McDonald from the x - Texas Stars.

MORE: bit.ly/StarsRecallMcD…

#TexasHockey

Don't register your podcast or company with the CRTC. readtheline.ca/p/jen-gerson-d…

Just did some napkin math on TV prices/minimum wage.

In 2004 you had to work *33* minutes per square inch of TV.

In 2023, you have to work *1* minute per square inch of TV.

*
2004 min wage: $7.15
34' Sony KD-34XBR960 cost $2200.

2023 min wage: $16.55
65' costs $598 at Costco

Knuckles 🤜 🤛

Bud Light | #TexasHockey

Crypto-mining literally benefiting tulip bulb accumulation. Bravo, sirs.

Can someone please unplug Canada for ten seconds and then plug us back in.