Jess The Owlbear Tamer (@jesstervonNap )

Jess The Owlbear Tamer

Bio turns ons: books, dnd, coffee and comics turn offs: I dunno I dislike a lot of things mostly you in my DMs
Location In a coffee mug
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Account created 08-05-2009 03:37:45
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iPhone : My mom said she’d watch the kids so I could take a drive I’m all ...”into the lake”
And she just said β€œyou’re not actually funny”

iPhone : you open your eyes while in a room full of people. confused as to why you’re floating in a tank and unable to move, you think to yourself but all you say is your name. β€œmagikarp” fuck dude, you’re a god damn pokΓ©mon. life sucks