Jess The Owlbear Tamer (@jesstervonNap )

Jess The Owlbear Tamer

Bio I like my media like I like my coffee. Dark and often.
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Account created 08-05-2009 03:37:45
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iPhone : every night I think to myself something like: if I can fall asleep in 7 minutes, then I will have 4 hours, 13 minutes, and 48 seconds to sleep until alarm #1 goes off

iPhone : Couch My parents don’t live in the middle of the country anymore so he didn’t have her practicing fire starting, tree identification or any of his other typical “fun grandpa” stuff.

iPhone : My kid had a typical weekend with my parents, baked cookies, watched movies, learned Texas Hold ‘em, a little archery and learned from my dad that “all governments are inherently evil”