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jill ☕️

@jilliancynth

I have a very annoying laugh • she/her

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calendar_today28-11-2012 02:25:50

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jill ☕️(@jilliancynth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The time has come when my five-year-old has selected his new runners not by how fast they are, but because they “look cool.” Shoulda homeschooled

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Lucy Huber(@clhubes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One day when I’m feeling strong I’m going to write an article about how complicated your relationship with your pets become after you have kids and half the internet will absolutely come for me but I know the other half will be like “it’s true”.

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jill ☕️(@jilliancynth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When my mom made this teapot in a high school class in 1980, I wonder if it occurred to her that her grandsons would be having a tea party with it 44 years later 🥰

When my mom made this teapot in a high school class in 1980, I wonder if it occurred to her that her grandsons would be having a tea party with it 44 years later 🥰
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Shelley Cook(@ShelleyACook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey winnipeg,

If you’re clearing out your home and have stuff that you’d like to get rid of, consider donating it to the FREE store, a place that helps our relatives in need.

Email [email protected] to arrange your donation!

Please share this!!!

Hey winnipeg, If you’re clearing out your home and have stuff that you’d like to get rid of, consider donating it to the FREE store, a place that helps our relatives in need. Email freestore.WPG@gmail.com to arrange your donation! Please share this!!!
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youngmi mayer(@ymmayer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i too would do a gone girl if my bald ass husband cheated on me with someone who looked exactly like me but horsier

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Lucy Huber(@clhubes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Take your 3yo to IKEA if you need to kill 3 hours pretending to be neighbors who live in little houses. Don’t take your 3yo to IKEA if you actually need picture frames in a reasonable amount of time.

Take your 3yo to IKEA if you need to kill 3 hours pretending to be neighbors who live in little houses. Don’t take your 3yo to IKEA if you actually need picture frames in a reasonable amount of time.
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Michelle_BYoung(@michelle_byoung) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I tell you men have NO IDEA what kind of men women are attracted to because the amount of women I’ve met on here who would RISK IT ALL for Jack Black (raises hand) ✋🏾😂

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🇺🇦Annex🇺🇦(@annex_girl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not quite done this book but have to recommend. True story that took place right here in Manitoba.

This is not a sit down and read it all at once book. It’s absolutely horrifying and requires breaks to digest, but it is an extremely significant read.

Not quite done this book but have to recommend. True story that took place right here in Manitoba. This is not a sit down and read it all at once book. It’s absolutely horrifying and requires breaks to digest, but it is an extremely significant read.
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Megan(@M_So) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I mean yeah - why aren’t basic needs covered?? Dental care should be part of healthcare - we shouldn’t have kids going to school who need glasses but can’t afford them. We’ve turned into an all about me society and have so little empathy for others- it’s so sad. I’m sad lol

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Dividend Hero(@HeroDividend) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A good friend of mine is a neighborhood planner

He has been my go-to source of information for the housing market over the past few years

He is currently working on a new neighborhood in Dallas, TX

Really happy to see new houses still being built in 2024

A good friend of mine is a neighborhood planner He has been my go-to source of information for the housing market over the past few years He is currently working on a new neighborhood in Dallas, TX Really happy to see new houses still being built in 2024
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Miranda(@DoomScroling) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Despite my wishes...' anti choicers need to realize that a woman's decision to abort or gestate isn't about them or their wishes.

Women do not owe anyone pregnancy or child birth.

'Despite my wishes...' anti choicers need to realize that a woman's decision to abort or gestate isn't about them or their wishes. Women do not owe anyone pregnancy or child birth.
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ellie schnitt!(@holy_schnitt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

why is that sometimes eggs are the most delectable meal you’ve ever had in your life and then randomly one day they’re an abomination and you have to choke them down like you’re being force-fed

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Alyssa 🌻(@alyssaleann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My current working theory on stay at home parents is that there are a lot of people who are a temperament match for it and a lot of people who are a skills match for it, but not actually that many people who are both

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