You'll think I made this up, but I this Q was followed (w/ an interlude by Watson & Nicklaus) by this:

Q. Do you guys have a say in choosing the next ceremonial starter?

Gary Player: You know Winston Churchill is the greatest leader in history and they're calling him a racist.

Lucky stabbing hat remains perfect twitter.com/davenewworld_2…

The disgusting and unforgivable harassment from this WaPo reporter is *checks notes* leaving a polite voice mail.

BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles are calling up infielder Jackson Holliday, the No. 1 prospect in baseball, a source tells ESPN.

Support the presidential candidate who promises to fund Snootworld

You will never believe what this new Jeopardy game is called. My brain is so broken.

Aww twitter.com/Conservatives/…

I mean, can you even imagine.

'Next to Camp PepsiCo — the beverage giant’s summer camp-themed booth — dietitians waited in line to climb a giant yellow General Mills cereal box and slide into a bowl of plushie Cheerios.'

New: Bowser's 2025 budget does exactly what many advocates feared, wiping out a key fund providing raises for childcare workers.

The mayor's team blames the CFO for forcing them to move this money elsewhere. Does that leave any hope for its restoration?
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I spent a night with the legendary Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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I'm sold.

Read a few tweets. Ready to talk proper bridge engineering.

[calls the speaker] They know.

TIK TOK slate.com/news-and-polit…

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Ohio candidate Derek Myers pre-recorded a concession video.

In it, he pretends he’s answering an interview question from the local news, and plays fake party noise in the background to make it sound like he was at a real election night party.

Problem is: He accidentally…

the 'in the ___ space' construction really makes my skin crawl, I am begging the corporates to stop saying this twitter.com/BradfordPearso…

Read Jim Newell on the Rs who bravely said they’d endorse the GOP nominee, and that since it appears—through elections granting one candidate enough delegates—that voters have made their choice, well, that they support that nominee, whomever it might be. slate.com/news-and-polit…

Is there some alternate world I'm missing where there are too many journalism jobs and not enough journalists? nytimes.com/2024/03/18/opi…