My first movie in the movie theater was 'Snow White and the Three Stooges'
My mom misread the marquee and thought we were seeing the original Snow White , which is completely on brand for her.

That said, it likely shaped my sense of humor for the better, so thanks Mom!

Go ahead and raise all 3 hands!

brock purdy looks like hasbulla

buying toilet paper is embarrassing, every one looks at you like, 'that guy's gonna go home and wipe his ass' humiliating

After about the 50th tweet from MAGA that Clinton owes his victims 83 million, I have to wonder if they really don't know what defamation means or if they just don't care about the facts.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Appreciation post for the astonishingly hot and sexy 🖤 Sammy Braddy🖤
You definitely can't take your eyes off her mesmerizing curves and assets which she flaunts off so effortlessly 😈🔥❤️😘💯

The new Austin Powers movie looks hilarious

There's no way Biden got more votes! Look how many pizzas Trump can carry!

I can’t imagine a player not wanting to play in Philly. Such an amazing sports town!! Crazy? Yes!! But that’s passion #Flyers #Eagles #Sixers Loved getting booed there but would have loved the Orange and Black

Wait you’re telling me the guy who partied with Epstein, said he admired him, noted Epstein’s preference for young girls, lived minutes away from Epstein’s mansion, flew on Epstein’s private jet at least 7 times, hired Dershowitz to be his attorney, appointed Alex Acosta (who had…

Right-wingers finding out that Greenday hates them is like when they found out that Rage Against The Machine hates them, which was like when they found out that Neil Young & Bruce Springsteen hate them, which was like when they found out that their wives & kids hate them, which w

I like when MAGA people forget the narrative and tell me their crappy life is my fault for voting for Biden. It was either rigged or it is my fault. Can't be both.

Nice job Wendy’s on this Nacho Burger. Everything worked perfectly. My only suggestion is to switch out the weak tomato slice for a little Pico.

I'm thankful for all the Maga clowns stepping over each other to turn a terrible accident into political fodder through lies and that they don't bother to walk it back. It's a thing of beauty.

Kevin Bacon is a better actor than Kevin Turkey Bacon

Just saw that Hall is suing Oates. This hurts my blue eyed soul.

Why is the ' Hand Basket' the required vehicle for getting to Hell? Is that the plastic thing they have at supermarkets? I'll never fit in there. A shopping cart is more likely.

I hate when a movie is predictable. For instance, 10 minutes into The Marvels, I knew I was going to get kicked out for grilling hot dogs on a hibachi grill.

Got the shit scared out of me watching a Paranormal Activity movie but it turned out to be the Hulk Hogan sex tape.