REPORT: President Biden has Seal Team Six on stand-by pending the Supreme Court's decision on blanket immunity for presidents.

Kevin Mccarthy went down faster than Lauren Boebert at the theater.

There's not enough ozempic in the world to get Trump down to 215 lbs

BREAKING NEWS:
Donald Trump is fucked.

I'm devastated

I'm heartbroken

Every single trial that is coming for Trump needs to be televised! EVER SINGLE ONE! They’d have no way of spinning there lies and disinformation that way! Want to make sure this country stays save? TELEVISE THEM!!

Today's indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.

Keep ‘em coming PaulLeeTicks and we’ll keep sharing them.
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I wouldn’t fuck Trump with Ann Coulter’s dick. #hesnotmytype #yamtits

Trump is being prosecuted not because he is a former president but because his status as a former president does not shield him from the law. We know the crime is a big deal since DOJ under Trump prosecuted Cohen for the same thing.
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Do you think they’ll try him as an adult? 👀

BREAKING: Heinz Ketchup announcing a supply chain issue.

They finally wiped all the vaseline off of Kari Lake's camera lens to discover she is actually George Santos in disguise.

Watch this. A coincidence? Wow.

Not a single Nazi at dinner with President Biden tonight

Laura Barrón-López 👀👇🏽

Elon is just Marjorie Taylor Greene with more toes.