Yet again, I beseech thee, British weather: just pick a fucking lane, yeah?

Satisfying photos for perfectionists - thread 🧵

1. Crescent Moon bridge by Yier Wang

Such a joy to talk Bowie for an hour.

sitcoms about mental health are officially over, I’m now writing a workplace sitcom about an air fryer trying to come of age pls commission it 🙏

I have strong views on the Princess of Wales photo furore. Hear them on a special edition of #royal talk show Palace Confidential with Richard Kay and Jo Elvin
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Michael, remember when I asked you to wear this around town for a Glamour feature and you said no? Any regrets?

It’s time for this week’s edition of ⁦Mail+⁩ #PalaceConfidential !
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Can't get enough of this story.

Might invite David Duchovny on howtofailpod to discuss his failure to be original 😄

I’m so happy that when I told my daughter just now that her work outfit is amazing she shot straight back with, ‘I know, right?!’ 🙌🏻💅

Victoria station 🤮

Don't forget our ‘Give a hug’ campaign is in the final and the second round of voting is now open for the Charity Film Awards.
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…. and HE took credit for her swing 😭

She is so graceful & an utter professional

I am DYING 💙

She met Michael Sheen at a comedy festival and didn't recognise him, this is so wholesome ♥️

6 years ago Nathan Bryon & I had this WhatsApp chat, tonight we’re at the BAFTAs. Life is mad. Write that spec.

My Aussie cousin's daughter is here and just said 'Grog is so expensive in Sydney.' And I have not heard alcohol called that in sooooo long!

Our second episode of Real Stories, today we are introducing Isabel, a remarkable young girl and loving sister to Thomas. Thomas was diagnosed with a malignant rhabdoid tumour in Oct 20. bit.ly/3wma2nP.
Thank you to Isabel for sharing your story.
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Husband and I just both realised tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and the fact that neither of us have done a thing about it is the most romantic affirmation of our compatibility that I can imagine.

I've signed my name to Emma Lewell-Buck MP motion urging Govt to adopt the provisions of the Children and Young People's Cancer Plan whilst recognising the unique medial and psychosocial impact cancer has on young people and children👇

More than 700,000 people have watched the latest edition of #royal talk show Palace Confidential in just one day. Don't miss it. Featuring me, Rebecca English Rebecca English
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