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Joe Kilgallon - Zanies Chicago 4/22!

@joekilgallon

Comedian,Actor,& Podcast Host of @joekilgallonpod. Hours of Stand Up Comedy on Youtube! Tiktok = joekilgalloncomedy #MCFC #Cubs Tour dates click link below!

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No. Morgan sucked. Said Ernie Banks hit the majority of his home runs at Wrigley into the basket. Banks retired in ‘71, basket added in 1970 to catch drunk fans.

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1 week away Chicago!!! Yes, it’s on a Monday, but the Cubs are off & it starts at 7pm. You’ll be in bed by 9:30! Plus, got y’all a discount! Type in promo code CITY. Kayley! & Jonah Jurkens open! Cheers! 🍻

1 week away Chicago!!! Yes, it’s on a Monday, but the Cubs are off & it starts at 7pm. You’ll be in bed by 9:30! Plus, got y’all a discount! Type in promo code CITY. @kayleydrinksmlk & @JonahJurkens open! Cheers! 🍻
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Historic Vids In 1982, a line drive foul ball hit a four-year-old boy in the head at Fenway Park. Hall of Fame outfielder Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where…

@historyinmemes In 1982, a line drive foul ball hit a four-year-old boy in the head at Fenway Park. Hall of Fame outfielder Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where…
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Cubs have a nice balance of free agents (Bellinger, Swanson, Seiya) & homegrown guys in tonight’s lineup (Happ, Morel, Nico, Amaya, Assad).

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Rep.Kam Buckner ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶(@RepKamBuckner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I appreciate the effort and creativity. We need more of it.

The way to deal with our legacy pension debt is not finding more ways to tax people. It’s finding more ways to grow our tax base.

Chicago has to grow. Planned growth. Not chaotic growth.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm is ending tonight after being on for 25 years and this remains my favorite joke in the whole shows run

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It was clearly a foul, but since basketball officiating is garbage, people are mad it was called. My 5th favorite sport for a reason. Though might be my favorite to play.

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I’m thinking pitchers have become so impressive the last 10 years because they had the mindset of going max effort for 5 or 6 innings. Having 5 minutes between pitches & ruining the game didn’t matter. Imagine how hard Nolan Ryan could have thrown if 185 innings was his goal?

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One last thought before I turn off my phone:

Oakland raised nearly $1B / LV raised $380M
Oakland asked for $20m/yr and expansion assurances/Sacramento apparently asked for NO rent and got no expansion assurances.

Oakland Stadium Deal: 55 acres of Waterfront Property.
LV…

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