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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder

@joelymack

Currently kicking the utter crap out of #BreastCancer. Battling the #Brexit shitshow since the beginning of time.

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So it took 3 prime ministers, 5 home secretaries, a ยฃ140m bung, ยฃ169,000 per asylum seeker, and ยฃ2m in legal fees to send absolutely nobody to Rwanda under a scheme that was always obviously illegal.

The conservatives call themselves 'The natural party of government'.

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Dunno who needs to hear this butโ€ฆ

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CANโ€™T CLAIM BENEFITS BECAUSE THEY NEED TO BE LEGAL TO EVEN APPLY, YOU FUCKING PIG-SHIT THICK IMBECILES.

Also - ASYLUM SEEKERS ARENโ€™T ILLEGAL.

Sorry, but it needed to be shouted in advance of the insane deluge.

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A sociopath doesnโ€™t care if they hurt you to get what they want. A psychopath takes pleasure out of it.

Challenge - name 1 sitting Tory MP who isnโ€™t one, the other, or a combination of both.

There is no prize.

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*Food costs up 30%
*Mortgages up 11%
*fuel up 50%
*domestic fuel up 36%
*overall cost of living up 25%
*letters to the PM complaining about not having enough support in inflicting extreme misery and harm, up 100%

WHAT IN THE SHITTING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

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Prediction - Sunak is going to try to rebrand his party as โ€˜newโ€™ - bringing back Cameron is the first step in his vision of a โ€˜more centre appealingโ€™ party. Just in time for a GE. Wonโ€™t be surprised if they gradually get more pro-EU too. They think weโ€™re mugs.

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Eating lunch, OH just commented on his Subway โ€˜ 12 inch is too much but 6 inch just isnโ€™t enoughโ€™, to which I replied โ€˜same with penisesโ€™ and apparently Iโ€™m not funny so I learned a new thing about myself today ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Two wordsโ€ฆ

CORPORATE MANSLAUGHTER

If you know exactly what and who Iโ€™m referring to, Iโ€™ll take it that you agree.

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iโ€™m on season 2 of my โ€˜every-so-oftenโ€™ Friends binge, and Iโ€™m gutted to wake up this morning to the devastating news of the way too premature death of Matthew Perry ๐Ÿฅบ
Chandler Bing - a piece of my heart will forever belong to you.
๐Ÿ’”

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If you are of the opinion that โ€˜British valuesโ€™ include being angry at just about anything that SAVES lives, then Iโ€™m sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but youโ€™re a sociopathic cunt.

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Ah Facebook. That place you go when you want to laugh at stupid people and just maybe, feel a little bit better about yourself. But then you stumble across thisโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ah Facebook. That place you go when you want to laugh at stupid people and just maybe, feel a little bit better about yourself. But then you stumble across thisโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Might be any unpopular opinion here but will NEVER be anything more than a delusional demand unless we actually get the so all this โ€˜donโ€™t vote Lab/LD unless they firmly back rejoinโ€™ is entirely counterproductive, donโ€™t you think? Or do you have a plan? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

โ€˜Why donโ€™t women report rape at the time?โ€™ ask people whoโ€™s immediate response is โ€˜innocent until proved guiltyโ€™ when a woman finally finds whatever she needs in her to talk about being raped.

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โ€˜Nothing to do with meโ€™

Yeah, because ignoring the controversy and looking the other way ISNโ€™T what enables predators in the first place ๐Ÿ˜

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