During the Summer, I wrote a musical theatre style song called “Insubordinate Child”, inspired by Neil Gaiman ’s book Coraline! I got some very talented pals together and this is what we devised. Feel free to check it out :) #coraline #musicaltheatre

Patience is resisting the urge to watch Christmas movies this early 😩

Working in hospitality has ruined going out to eat. The minute I see a few too many dirty plates on tables I’m like “oh my god they’re understaffed today, and look how busy it is! We didn’t even have a booking! We should go home and eat there instead”.

if you use facebook stories, you can’t be trusted

Just want a chiropractor, acupuncturist and sports masseur to go to town on my entire body... wanna feel rebirthed

My toxic trait is getting my own hopes up for stuff then letting myself down when I realise I can’t do said stuff 😪 I do be breaking my own heart

I really be out here forgetting how twitter works half the time, like I stg it only makes sense for famous people 🤷🏻‍♂️

Life would be so much easier with pecs and abs tbh

Shame is failing to hide the clinking of the bottles of alcohol banging together in your bag

In every single YouTube video you have to watch at least 2 minutes of the person saying “you’ve read the title... but in case you haven’t here’s what we’re doing today...”
And I Am Fed Up With It

I have reserved half an hour out of my day to watch this on repeat xoxo

Never realised how sh*t my laptop and WiFi was until all this zoom sh*t

Just found out the leaning tower of Pisa is only leaning at an angle of 4 degrees, I was convinced it was gonna be leaning at like 20 I feel cheated

Shoutout to the weirdo in secondary school who would use their lunch money to buy a gallon of milk and some custard creams instead of buying a normal lunch

Happy New Years!

Love watching everyone’s story of people counting down and then cheering for a solid 30 secconds

Having PTSD about how cringey I was as a kid 🤮