I’m totally bummed that we’re watching the downfall of twitter instead of instagram. Thanks for all the laughs, kid!

Sexiest gingerbread man I’ve ever… wait a minute.

Sexiest turkey I’ve ever seen

Yeeeeeah!! Duff Goldman ’s Super Good Cookies for Kids dropped this week and it’s #1 on new releases for Amazon!! I’m obsessed with cookies & this book is great for kids AND adults. It was a blast working with Duff and his team on this one. 🍪 Pick up a copy if you haven’t yet.

My favorite breakfast food is scrambled eggs. Emphasis on the SCRAM!

bella octobering, novembering and decembering in new moon

Double stuffed M&Ms: the peanut m&ms that don’t have a peanut but have double the chocolate instead… yeah, like a whole package of those. M&M’S

why the hell am i from oklahoma BiG T Y T Y fRoM pA DAD

I love that Martin Starr always plays himself in movies. Like not even type casted, just straight up himself.

Once a Raven, Always a Raven ‼️

the incredible thing about my anxiety is i can customize it to absolutely any action i need to complete, so no, i can't replace the dish sponge

how could you even ask that of me

You guys I miss Coca-Cola with lime so much.

Who care if me eat carrot, broccoli, and lettuce? Me still Cookie Monster. Me not a sham.

Dreamt last night D'Arcy Carden and I were friends. Tonight my mom told me to watch Barry because I like Bill Hader. Went to IMDb because I felt like there was someone else I liked in the cast only to see D'Arcy Carden.