How can you tell Tom Holland from Tom Hollander and Tom Holland?

Writers! Have you got any titles you don’t know what to do with? I’m giving away ‘Do Flies Go With That Sheikh?’ Enjoy!

Anyone else think Cillian Murphy would have made a great Ken?

You either love people who hate Marmite or you hate them. Or you’re indifferent.
There are no four ways about it.

When we wake up, we want to see green. All green. We’re the Wordles of Wimbledon Common.

BAFTA Award for Best Presenter has to go to Hugh Grant

Steve Wright In The Afterlife

Why isn’t brunch called lunkfast?

So sad about Aston Barrett. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family men.

Can’t wait to see Colin Firth in The King’s Prostate

‘He lit a fire that burns in Ireland and around the world’, said Shane MacGowan’s sister. Hey, we’ve all done daft things after a couple of pints.

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If you suffer fools gladly, are you a saint? A fellow-fool? Or just someone who’s always glad?

FACT: Peas eaten by women used to be known as ‘chickpeas’.

The Grim Reaper has put together one of his absurdly random bands. Shane MacGowan and Alistair Darling will have their musical differences. But Henry Kissinger will keep the peace. Or bomb them. You never know with Henry.

I’m the last chicken in a shop gone vegan.

It only takes a nanosecond to tell your Gran you love her.

I used to live in the now. But that was then.

Harry Pinter Actor Michael Gambon Dies

Mick Jagger. What a smile. It’s like his face goes from nought to sixty in less than three seconds.