So it was our fan club Jam Press with the fake news this time.

Going to be both relieved and dissappointed if we don't get any SWNS stories on the Joe Lycett show tonight

There's snow on them there hills.
Snow covered mountains of Stuc a Chroin and Ben Vorlich stand above Stirling Castle as the Met Office predict possibility of a white Easter with the Spring temperature dropping. SWNS.com Stirling Castle #WhiteEaster

Stunning photos show sea of daffodils at Scots farm as six million bunches bloom dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-… dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-…

Im just here to remind those people that have given up their jobs to focus on zooming in on Kate Middleton pics full time.
Don’t forget to eat and stay hydrated.

Breaking: You can now watch footage of Princess of Wales looking “happy and relaxed” while out shopping and read exclusive interview with onlooker here on ⁦The Sun⁩ website, if you wish….
thesun.co.uk/royals/2676684…

Highlights from my working week for SWNS.com
Tiny train passengers, Smallest Lighthouse, Abandoned Dunmore House, Lambs in jumpers. #photographer

Swinging this round on the media isn’t fair. The prosecutor, defence barrister, judge and witnesses used “she/her”. Should I have changed those in copy to read “he/him” and misquote them?

These are valid points about procedure and statistics, but we can only write what is said.

Don't know who to credit for this one

Plymouth's bravest workers load the unexploded WW2 bomb from a lorry to a boat. It's being taken out to sea to be blown up. Pics Daniel Dayment

Two different worlds.

A photographer was shocked to see people dicing with death on the edge of a Dorset cliff on Sunday (19 Feb).

The snapper was using a drone to check out the scenery at West Bay near Bridport when he spotted the danger.

News outlets via SWNS.com

Delighted to have todays The Guardian Eyewitness with my image of wild swimmers in Glencoe🤩
SWNS.com

Wild swimmers brave the icy clear water at the Meeting of Three Waters near Glencoe in the Scottish Highlands. SWNS.com

Yet again reporting on the wilful destruction of our living space by public bodies chasing ever more savings, so depressing

absolute stupidest possible needless tech timeline we’re living in

this is the greatest sports tweet of all time and it's not even close