My timeline has only two photos that keep showing up over and over:

Hollywood has you rooting for serial killers now 😂😂

We are living in the simulation, bro.
CERN was activated, the portals to hell opened, and now everyone loves Zuck.

I’ll never understand why American tech companies infantilize everything. Such a weird thing they all do.

I unsubscribed from ChatGPT

we dead

The only reason people are mad with MKBHD is because he criticized aan AI 'startup.'

It's so stupid that people think Humane is a startup. No other company outside of tech would be called a 'startup' if they had $200 million funding.

The Humane pin is an overpriced chatgpt

How to make your kids fall asleep at night without wanting to kill yourself:

- no modern Tv shows, too many jump cuts and color
- no tv 2-3 hours before bedtime
- no iPad or phone, ever— not even when you’re out and want to use it as a pacifier.
- more sun during the day

I asked an AI about the most important events in American History… that last one 🤨

Canada will become a shithole country

I spent years researching the decaffeination process for coffee beans before I tried Decaf for the first time today.

(actually, a 5 minute AI search with Perplexity)

Every coffee brand should use a very different way to decaf their coffee.

Now…

I'm assuming decaf coffee is

People, pray for me

I’m trying out decaf for the first time

Same advice, but different.

I have an American phone number (for biz purposes)

I just got a cold call—someone offering me health insurance.

Is that something that happens often over there? I don’t get that kind of calls in my country.

Cold DMs are up?

Did someone launch some kind of AI DM app or something?

...

You’ll never get this level of entertainment watching baseball

Why is this meme so accurate?! 😂😂😂

I told some friends, “don’t get a dog.”

They got the dog.

“When you have kids, you’ll throw away the dog—y’all live in a small apartment,” I occasionally reminded them.

They got pregnant. The baby was born. The dog? Never to be seen again.

great timing