someone put this man in the stocks so anyone under the age of 40 can throw tomatoes at him

good luck getting anything on four wheels to go at an express speed down the old kent road

look, you can either complain that people are all snowflakes these days, or you can get very upset about the most minor things in the grocery aisle, but you really can’t have both

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My name is Sam Tyler, I had an accident and I woke up in 2006. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different plan-

this is how all advertising should be done

Whenever I go home I marvel at the genius who decided the main train station should be a ~30 mins walk from the city centre??

it’s hard to see other people live out your dreams

From today's paper: A group of firefighters who tackled the Grenfell Tower fire will receive compensation after Kensington Council agreed to negotiate an out-of-court settlement standard.co.uk/news/london/gr…

Inspectors found rat droppings in the kitchen of Marco Pierre White’s Leicester Square restaurant - with officials ordering the celeb chef franchise to temporarily close over an “imminent risk to public health”. My FOI: standard.co.uk/news/london/ma…

Jeremy Hunt expected to announce personal tax cuts in Autumn Statement - LIVE - by Josh Salisbury Rachael Burford and Jitendra Joshi standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

It's been a real 0 to 100 Monday morning, hasn't it?

the sun setting at like five o’clock again… i don’t think i am strong enough for this