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Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

👹 Excited to share that my latest single, 'Devils of Dupont,' is out now!

Proud to have it featured as the theme song for Nocturne Hall's captivating audio drama, 'Dupont Investigations.”

⬇️ LISTEN NOW

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🎵 Beyond grateful to share that I received a 2024 Arts and Humanities Fellowship grant and a Projects, Events, and Festivals grant from the DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities! This means even more new music in 2024! 👹

Hate going to Halloween parties. What do you mean you're my child from the future? And all of my friends are about to be brutally murdered? And in 30 years I'm going to be murdered too?

Troye's new album makes me 😊😊😊

Also, Wednesday's actions entirely contradicted her character. She was a murder loving girl who filled a pool with piranhas out of spite, and yet when she hears about local murders she feels compelled to stop them? Why? Out of the goodness of her dark heart?

The werewolf / conversion therapy plot was so terribly bad, just awful, made no sense, felt like a god awful attempt at allyship while entirely misunderstanding what it is they're speaking about.

My brain with too much caffeine: headache

My brain with not enough caffeine: headache

My brain with just the right amount of caffeine: this is great. Do you think everyone hates you

The problem with all of these AI images is that they require me to use my critical brain, and that is NOT what I come here for. I'm here for the gays and the sillies, not the realism pop quiz!

Sitting is no longer the opposite of standing. It remains the opposite of running around. More info to come.

i open for girli on sept 25 in DC and let me say I am counting down the DAY MONTH SECONDS until then. get your tickets now:

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Glad other people have this experience with their therapist. Whenever I reference something in pop culture he just stares blankly. Except for Jessie Ware. He and I vibe on Jessie Ware.

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And my glasses are real now!

Went to a party where the theme was 'middle school.' Think I nailed it.