THE SCHLANKET IS HERE.

The coziest (and handsomest) blanket of all time.
Buy it now for a limited time:
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TITTY MILK IS HERE.

My all-new Gamer Supps® flavor is out!
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(please stop saying it looks like cum.)

RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this

On my way home from the UK. Love that place!

I'll never forget the day I met Technoblade. I left work early to play in a Minecraft tournament with him. I barely knew how to play... and the dude still carried us to win the entire fucking event.

Rest in peace, big guy. You'll always be a legend.

I FINALLY DID IT

“well twitter was fun while it lasted” shut the fuck up. this app always sucked ass

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

AT LONG LAST, I HAVE BEEN RE-VERIFIED. I PROMISE I WILL NOT THREATEN THE QUEEN THIS TIME.

Season’s greetings

SCHLATT & CO.® COLLEGE DROP.

TOMORROW, 3PM EST.
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THANK YOU!

im live

tomorrow. 8pm est.

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Today is the best day of my life