my son showed me this youtube video called priceless pancake where this food blogger shows you a $1 pancake then a $100 pancake and then at the end he shows priceless pancake and it’s a picture of a little kid sitting with their mom and having a pancake and the youtuber started

Moon Halo 🌕 😇

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE WILL BE ANY BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON COLLEGE TUITIONS

so parents just… get a terrible night(s) of sleep and go about their day?

Me: *spends 4 hours comparing gift prices on several sites to save $4*

Also Me: *spends $33 on pizza because I shopped too long to cook $6 chicken*

Teenagers are a lot like cats. They sleep all the time and hiss at you when they’re awake.

Parenthood is so crazy. We're really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

My 12yo has pulled away from me lately

So last night when I tucked her in I was confused when she reached her arms up in the air. I stared awkwardly until she said “Daddy. HUG.”

So I hugged her hard.

These years may be a challenge

But moments like this will get us through

Had to walk somewhere with my teen and he asked if we could take the bus so we wouldn’t have to talk that much. Spring break is going great you guys.

I'm usually a smart man but when my wife went into labor with our first born I brought my laptop to the hospital because my Farmville crops needed to be harvested before they died. She really had bad timing with that whole 'labor' thing.

I don't understand how men leave the house with just keys and a wallet. I take my water, purse, anxiety...

calories don’t count when you have a cold

one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.

Some simple life rules:

Be happy with what you have. Don’t look at what everyone else has.

Find ways to do what you want to do: Not reasons why you can’t.

Floss daily.

Dad jokes are funny unless they are told by my husband. 🙄🙄

May you attract the people who naturally make you feel safe and bring out your inner child and your soft side, instead of triggering your mental health and bringing out your inner wounded child and your survival mode.

Intermittent fasting is making me hangry.

My kid missed the bus today and she gone come in the house talking about “now we can relax and make breakfast” no maam, you getting dropped off at school. Who you think you are? Lmaooooo