I’m contractually obligated to post this today

when i’m asked to do the simplest task at my job that pays me to do these tasks

New York:

HE HAS RISEN

Ann needs to be the bartender on #WWHL Andy Cohen #PUMPRULES

When you’re in high school and your mom asks why the vodka in the fridge is frozen #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

only one man can solve the kate middleton mystery

Me after spending the entire day looking at Kate Middleton conspiracies and ignoring all my responsibilities

I’m sorry I’m supposed to believe that the princess of wales is editing her own family photos to send to global news outlets???? Is the royal family okay

I love Cillian and the Oppenhomies!!!!!!!

USPS Informed Delivery might be the most underrated public utility. I can decide if the mail box trip is worth it

new jersey is unironically probably the best place to grow up in america

WFH gossip doesn't really do it

please please please let me get what i want

Had two redbulls and realized the new Beyoncé song goes well with the dance number in Newsies

Noticing a disturbing new trend of people willing to stay on calls after the scheduled end time

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

#PumpRules

Craig Conover dons a tinfoil hat and counts down the top five conspiracy theories he believes are real. #WWHL

Holy #RHOSLC