hey Target this probably shouldn’t be on the shelves

i’ve been having super vivid dreams lately and at first i thought “oh eclipse lol that’s why” but then i remembered i’ve been falling asleep while watching impractical jokers every night for the last month

did she seriously plan this in august

i need a sun burn already it has been winter for too long

i turned 22 and stopped getting carded almost entirely

yk what? i think he’ll get jakegyllenhaaled

Today is Tuesday. Valentine’s Day is Wednesday. Tomorrow. The stores are COVERED in flowers, candy, candles, stuffed animals, etc. If that man shows up without a gift or trinket, he’s hates you and wants you to die. The cheapest bouquet I saw was $4.99. HE WANTS YOU TO PERISH.

Dude fumbled her and she immediately went on the greatest heater we’ve maybe ever seen. Most successful world tour of all time, Time Person of the Year, became a billionaire, broke a Grammy record and her new boyfriend who could easily beat him up won the Super Bowl. DAMN.

if you told me on this day that in 10 months she would be kissing her NFL player boyfriend on the field of the super bowl & hard launching him at the club i would've actually started barking like a dog

why is pitch perfect kinda the best movie ever made in the entire history of cinema literally ever

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC

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