Oooh Ms. Mario Kart is big mad.

This is a Megami thee Stallion™️ stan account now. #DragRace

Sun Hwa Kwon hive, rise up!

At some point, you have to get a new shtick.

This is the only acceptable recasting of Too Wong Foo.

JoJo Siwa releases a song called “Karma” and 5 days later OJ Simpson dies. How many letters in Karma? 5. Merely a coincidence.. perhaps, but ask yourself what is OJ spelled backwards and doubled? Exactly… “JOJO.” 🤔🤔

Driving that white ford bronco straight to hell 😌

If the glove doesn’t fit, you’re dead

Thirty-four!!

Live shot of Venus on Survivor right now

I feel like I’ve come to understand why CBS didn’t exclusively cast Survivor fans

Venus is always playing with galaxy brain, and I need her to breathe. #Survivor

I SEE AN OPENING IN THE SIX. THE POTLUCK, IF YOU WILL. #Survivor

The way I used to stand in my childhood bedroom and practice standing on one foot for moments like this. #Survivor

Somehow, HBO’s We’re Here continues to improve on itself every season. Very excited to see queen priyanka, Jaida Essence Yee-Hall Yall!!!!, and Sasha Velour bring some good trouble to Tennessee.

Moona Lisa

When people ask me what time the solar eclipse is

A woman on the train, deadass, just told her friend that she won’t be looking at the solar eclipse because when she looks at the sun it hurts her eyes but also erases her memories.

Happy eclipse day

I heard the lights were going out in Georgia today… 🌑 #solareclipse