Thoughts on a chicken and waffle fry pizza?

What was your favorite prank on Dwight. This was mine-

I think it's safe to take your fax numbers off of your business cards now, you guys....

At the corner of Happy and Horny?!

If you're wondering how my morning is going, I just tried to plug my son’s monitor into my phone charger. Send coffee.

I asked my kids, separately “what is the secret to happiness”

7 - Painting my nails

5 - Piggyback rides

Ahhhhh. Friday. You sexy SOB.

Goodnight!

Next BOOM 💥💥is to our sweet friend Mad Liberal Mom Mad Liberal Mom who managed to crush her 20K. She's a great blue resister friend. Let's celebrate and congratulate her and wish her continued success here with us in the blue community. Here's your certificate.

I have noticed more and more “men” here being total fuck faces to some pretty super ladies here.

If you get off by bringing others down your life must be pretty fucking sad and empty.

Fucking do better.

Hey. Censored Girl you fucking FRAUD. What the eff is the matter with you? You feel like a big man impersonating Censored Girl ????

Do you have a favorite BAD movie. Something so bad but you love it?!

If you’re looking for that awesome person to follow, check out Katie - follow Katie 🤍 !

My hobbies include sleeping and eating chicken tendies

What is something you can say on a first date and at Subway?

Name this movie.

Wrong answers only....

This dude wants $4800 to remove a raccoon from my sister’s attic. So her family has a pet raccoon now, obviously. Say hello to Charlotte.

Newest member of The Paw Patrol—

Judy reporting for “doody”

Whenever you’re in trouble just yelp for help!