Mathew Thomson (@kafkainthecorn )

Mathew Thomson

Bio Grad Student
Location Montréal, Québec
Tweets 271
Followers 91
Following 165
Account created 22-07-2012 05:58:43
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iPhone : Kenney yesterday re: coal: ‘it’s just some city folks who say we should shut down all resource industries’

Corb Lund the exact same night:

iPhone : Emily Riddle 😷 One time during and exam there someone walked passed my desk and puked and then kept walking away. And then two profs just looked at it and talked to each other and no one went after him to see if he was ok lol. Vibes are ✨ B A D ✨

iPhone : Local hunter films video on formerly public land slated to become a coal mine. Australian mining company doesn’t like the video, calls their pals in the Gov of Alberta, fish cop shows up on his door with a $600 ticket. #AbLeg #DefendABParks

iPhone : Last day of Movember! Thank you to everyone who has donated so far, I really appreciate it. Sending love from me, toxoplasmosis, and these cats 💕 If you like the ‘stache and men’s mental health, consider donating! It’s not too late! xoxo 😘 Link 2 donate

Twitter Web App : So proud that something I worked on while under lockdown in Montreal at the start of the pandemic has received some recognition! This list is a great pick-me-up for the pandemic blues, showing how so many communities have showed up in hard times. ✊💕Pls vote for CHASM as well!…

iPhone : If you're dating a libertarian you're single to me, what are they going to do? Suggest that there are implicit limits to your autonomous liberty due to its inherent impact on others?

iPhone : When the Premier and the CMOH announce the new restrictions, they will likely say they were informed by the data. Here's the problem: we're missing a TON of data because of a lack of contact tracers. Of all 13,166 active cases, we don't know the cause of 85%. #COVID19AB

Twitter Web App : Literally I have a tiny monkey brain because all it takes for me to find a man handsome is for him to have a good character nose. Bonus points if it's big. What's my problem.

iPhone : I have to do EVERYTHING myself here it is. I want her life SO bad.

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Twitter Web App : Does anyone have that tiktok of that girl lying between her boyfriend's legs on the couch, holding his thigh and lipsyncing to Tyler the creator? The boyfriend is in a maid outfit, obviously. I need it because I want to be her.

iPhone : Wassap y’all! It’s movember! I’m running at least 60km putting MOVE in MOVEmber, & rocking this twinky Tom Selleck ‘stache. I started donations with my own 25$ but if y’all could donate even a little for men’s health, that’d be swell 😘 xoxo link 2 donate: