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new tweet at 1k

this shit so fun. Kanye crazy ass need to jump in

Cardiac Jerome The worst part is he stole that joke from a black TRANS comedian on FACEBOOK from like 3 years ago 💀💀

Just wanna remind people that you too can just stop being transphobic. Its not difficult!!!

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I miss when White people made really good White music. Like this is top shelf Caucasity right here. 😮‍💨🤌🏾

What’re the odds they got taken out by the same killer.

i love lasagna

Nancy Reagan on the MGM lot

lol this was most days in our monologue meetings. You can see why I’ve been almost clinically depressed since the show went off the air.

john travolta was so good in being john malkovich

is Hot Ones the new Barbara Walters special?

god today:

god today:

Please stop asking comics when they go up at a show. We don’t know. Even when we do, it might change. If your friend was in a movie, you wouldn’t ask them when their scene was so you could pop in the theater late and still see them. Stop texting me and watch the freaking movie.

slather sounds like how a gay snake moves

RIP khloe kardashian's dad

if you know somebody in LA you should tell them there’s only 25 tickets left to my
Netflix Is A Joke show on May 10

i'm mad when they have any teeth at all tbh