“Look between x and y on your keyboard” no thanks pal how about you look inward

had a terrible day but a small flower farm sent an extra dahlia tuber as a little surprise and oooh boy am I DELIGHTED

decided to stop freaking out about the insane vulnerability I will have to exercise to say my vows in front of 200 people and reframe it as a writer's dream: an audience forced to (at least pretend to) love something from my notes app.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

idk do you ever think about how like Monday is blue. Tuesday is purple. Wednesday is green. Thursday is orange. Friday is red.

went from zero to (literally) 100 real fast

Not a swiftie or a hater but a secret third thing (like certain songs of hers a pretty normal amount)

and this is why girls’ showers are 1000 degrees fahrenheit

“I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day” ok she’s real as hell for that

I can do it with a broken heart is soooo me when I can’t get my adderall Rx filled

taylor said this one’s for the tall girls

i can do it with a broken heart.mp4

26 and getting bullied by your geriatric husband and his stalker ex. She should've been at the club

as someone who wrote a lot of poetry to deal with her worst ex… and then went to therapy and had to accept that what he did was terrible but also I *let* certain things happen… I fear I am exactly the target audience for this latest Taylor album LOL

seven pimple patches and several roses later

me: hello sharks. I’m here to ask for 36 sq ft of crucial brick patio space and funding for five additional roses to make my backyard dreams as of 11:00 this morning come true.

Jared: 🧍🏻‍♂️

overthink different

I am dealing with some wild breakouts. I can’t tell if turning 30 was the scam or investing in skincare. I didn’t have this before!!

Our first date was on a rooftop so now we're getting married on a rooftop 🥲