Scene cuts to IRS FIELD OFFICE, circa 2027

Auditor: You transferred approximately 115 quattuorvigintillion AAVE

This guy: No you don't get it, due to a quirk in the implementation of the aave token, self transfers don't revert but also don't update balance

Auditor: Jail

Highest weekly fees for Lyra since launch, there’s something special brewing here after a difficult 3 year grind.

Great traction, but no time to rest. Let’s heap more fuel on the fire:

- Options markets++
- Perps markets++
- New products stop a brand new DeFi primitive

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Man it’s a good thing we’ve developed such high standards when it comes to warning people before they do dangerous things. 🤷‍♂️.

The best thing about being in hardcore build mode again with Infinex is that every dip buys a little more time to get things right before retail really turns up.

I find it so funny when my tl is full of takes on drama mostly in the form of subtweets but I haven’t seen the source drama. Feels like reading a mystery novel.

Today Uniswap Labs 🦄 Labs received a Wells notice from the SEC.

I’m not surprised. Just annoyed, disappointed, and ready to fight.

I am confident that the products we offer are legal and that our work is on the right side of history. But it’s been clear for a while that rather than…

The batel haz bigun! kenglernitas.wtf/batel any traitorous worms who refuse to defend sporta will be sent straight to oubliette. This may be your last chance for redemption don’t waste it.

If I didn’t know better by these responses I’d think some of these people are expecting a token here 😅😂

It seems like part of the issue is there is no “pre-conf” before the hackathon like there are at many of the big ethglobal events.

Today, Coin Center filed an amicus brief in Roman Storm's criminal case. The government has wrongly charged the Tornado Cash developers with criminal conspiracy and we are here to help set the record straight and defend First Amendment rights to publish software.

Our brief…

Stop trying to kill events jfc.

Are you planning to attend ethglobal.com/events/sydney? If not why not? Our last major conference in Sydney was EdCon in 2019 and we had vitalik.eth there!

RIP, I guess Arbitrum (💙,🧡) community doesn’t want Synthetix ⚔️ to deploy there. Kind of funny to watch GMX 🫐 throttle competition on the network. forum.arbitrum.foundation/t/ltipp-counci…

In crypto the cost of success is your project is going to be an absolute dumpster fire for a while. Many such cases.

I’m actually surprised it is this low TLX

Can someone explain to me how a seed phrase generated in Phantom can be imported into Solflare and the first address is the same, but subsequent addresses differ? Just freaked myself out for a minute thinking I had lost kain.sol!

So Wormhole was the token launch that pushed EOSIO out of the top 100. RIP.

One of my referrals is responsible for line two 😅