Weirdest purchase of the week. Any suggestions of what I can do with the 30 blinis currently residing in my freezer

Fascinated by this fantasy world where parents hire babysitters for the duration of their pub lunches rather than simply dining in one of the other 50,000 establishments that are child-friendly

Evolutionary psychology explains why boys are more interested in things

I actually cannot make this up I’ve just got to the gym and opened my water bottle and there was a fucking ladybird in the compartment I’m having a meltdown

Oh not now

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Back to work today. I’m so so afraid that my office has been overrun by ladybirds

I think of her often

katie🧃 I do agree! Here's me and the guys at graduation!!

Thank you for your robust knowledge Michael

2 weeks ago there was an entire ecosystem of them and all that remains is two dead ones WAR IS OVER

Ewan Women’s voices matter

Ewan No because was a funny ha ha joke until this happened. I’m not going to beat the schizophrenia allegations if I start telling people the ladybirds have followed me to puregym x.com/katiemedleyy/s…

katie🧃 where’s the yellow sticker guy does he have a twitter

Heard Von dutch in the wild for the first time last night. Everyone say thank you Filthy Gorgeous!

Got overexcited because I’ve just never seen a 1p yellow sticker on a freezable item before. Suggestions so far include ‘throw them at people’ and ‘leave a trail of them in the woods for an inquisitive person to discover’

There’s two more scuttling about the window frame it’s so over ………

katie🧃 the obvious answer is to throw a party

katie🧃 girl dinner it up