Stop labeling food as “shareable” or “family size” I won’t be shamed for eating the whole package by myself

no thoughts just montero (call me by your name) by lil nas x

i’m gay yall

Me: I don’t wanna try to hard, I’m only here for a little bit

Interviewer: this isn’t a temporary job

Me: I meant in life

Interview:

Me: But also all jobs are temporary

men will literally go manipulate the emotions of fish instead of going to therapy

why does music look like this when you’re high tho

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My favorite state to visit?

Unconsciousness

Runners are adults that still want to play tag so bad they’ll do it alone

sex workers get arrested for providing a consensual service. rapists get constantly let off.

decriminalise sex work and let’s protect the right people

Put rhinestones on your butt, call that bedassled

don’t make this awkward

- me, to me

You can't scare me. You're not a child's birthday party coming into a restaurant.

“maybe the real super bowl was the friends we made along the way”, I say to my empty living room

She believed she could, so she started to, but then she got distracted

[being chased by killer]

ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*