Quality not quantity over here

Seeing people drive I’m surprised there aren’t way more accidents

Not a sign of an apartheid state at all! Nothing to see here

LM FUCKING AO “investigate yourself” of genocide please. Wonder what they will find. Comically unserious

It is April Fools after all I guess 🤦

We definitely give a F what they think of crypto

Bruh is the new dude

I’m founding a multimedia conglomerate (llc for all my subscription expenses)

Breaking: western countries discover boiled water

I can appreciate a good water drinking fountain

I’m red and yellow food coloring intolerant

Left coffee shop early (back spasms)

I like cats and places with cats #catablanca

Asked for more bread at a fancy shmancy restaurant and got croutons

Hey algorithm I should only see pictures of food like this if it’s being flamed for sucking

90%+ of my calories are consumed after the sun goes down

We’re now in the hashtags on resumes generation